Dating a jewish american princess
I’ve made a huge mistake, I thought to myself as her eyes were glued between her i Phone and a ZBT sitting two tables over.
The night still had hope though; I mean I was on a date with a Jewish American Princess, what in the world could go wrong?
Just because a kid from the UK is in one of your group assignments, doesn’t mean you have to be equipped with gum at all times.
Whether you know it or not, terms like JAP are offensive and hurtful.
After 3 weeks of tossing and turning, I finally mustered up the confidence and asked a girl named, Silly on a nice date to dinner.
I’m a pretty naïve guy and tend to not really kill it with small talk. Offended that I stereotyped her, she left the table and joined pledge sisters in the area. Knowing something had to be done, I took a deep breath and walked over to Silly. She smiled, and then snapchat storied me, which brought her story total for the night to a subtle 226 seconds. I’d like to think that her interest held due to my many, well-planned jokes, and not the fact that her phone died halfway through dinner.