Dating jokes uk
As the cab drives off Bill smiles at the first two drivers and gives a big thumbs up Bill walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged man standing at the counter enthusiastically writing addresses on bright pink envelopes covered with hearts. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong, and what to do about it. I was wondering, your species seem to be very good at dodging them, you never seem to get squashed".
He then takes out a scent bottle and starts spraying perfume over them. It takes ten seconds and only costs five quid.....a lot quicker and better than a doctor and you get Club card points". "Aaah" said Briar, "I will tell you how we do this, and come with me now and we will demonstrate the technique to your tribal members".
and if you come in here again I'm gonna nail your feet to the floor! They are having such a good time that before he realizes it, it is time to go.
Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly & nice guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes.
'Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up.
We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you.' 'No problem, just let me in,' says the man.
" "I'm a Christian", he says, "Baptist", "That's amazing, so am I! The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder. 'Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. But there is a side to Freecycle that I find very amusing so I thought I'd share, this is a list of some of the items posted as offered, (free of course), to those who want to email and collect...
He strolls up and gets in the first cab, once inside he tells the driver that he doesnt have any cash but, if he takes him home hell give him a blow job. , when you're going down the ride shout out the one thing that you want and lo! So the black haired woman went down and shouted "money" and landed in a load of cash, the brown haired woman went down and shouted "gorgeous men! The blonde woman wasn't listening to the genie so she went down shouting "Weeeeeee! The head of the Cotswold hedgehogs went to see the head of the local rabbits for some help.The computer whirred for a little longer than he expected then printed the following: 1) Your tap water is too hard. The engineers read and correct the problem, and then respond in writing on the lower half of the form what remedial action was taken, and the pilot reviews the gripe sheets before the next flight.