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” Which just goes to show that sometimes dick jokes can be done well if you’re clever enough.
An original, person-specific joke makes you stand out among vague come-ons.
I know what you’re thinking — yes, this takes a bit more time, thought, and effort.
But it pays to show you’re not simply copy and pasting a message to everyone online. Online Dating Advice came up with some hilarious and unique messages to catch someone’s attention — including one claiming the person is too attractive for the dating site.
“So I’m writing a book right now,” the online dater wrote.
When asked what the book was about, he answered, “Well it’s a phone book. The girl actually did respond with her phone number.
” a good GIF can get the ball rolling and make your date laugh. The tone in this conversation is playful, which is what you want in those initial messages. A little banter can endear someone to you and lead to a fruitful relationship based on good laughs. Check out College Humor’s Tinder puns for more clever quips to send first messages where the pun is definitely intended. Here’s an example of a funny online message that goes too far.
“I deeply regret that it is my unfortunate duty to bring it to your attention that you are above and beyond our maximum standards for looks,” the example message reads.
“Your account will be CLOSED unless you reply to this message with your name, phone number, your favorite flower, how many Cheetos you can fit in your mouth at once (just curious), and if you prefer Chinese or Italian cuisine.” The messenger playfully asked for a phone number, implied plans for a date, and showed creativity with a unique format for a side-splitting message.
“He let me off with a warning and said I better get your number.” Clearly, this guy is a smooth talker.
He seems fairly proud of his run-in with the cop, and it’s bold of him to tell such an incriminating story right off the bat. And hey, some girls are into bad boys who live on the edge, risking life and limb for their lady loves.
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