Hilarious dating stories
At this point I was convinced I was going to end up in a garbage bag on the side of the road.
We’ve all had bad dates, but, most of the time, they simply consist of a man being cheap, rude, or excruciatingly dull.
You probably swapped as many pretty awful first date horror stories with your friends as potential mates you've swiped left on Tinder.
When it comes to horrible first dates, they're no different than taxes or puberty: everyone hates them, but everyone's gotta get through them.
Only when we pull in my driveway he said 'Your eyes are too big for your face...' I just get out and start walking to my door, but he gets out too, I figure to apologize.
But no, he tries to kiss me goodnight." From call_me_Eeyore:"So I matched with this dude who seemed nice, and we agree to meet up at a coffee shop.
But, every so often, you have a date that is so astonishingly terrible that they make you question all of the life choices that led you this moment.
I said we shouldn’t meet and to not contact me again. “He was a professional athlete who kept making sure I knew how impressive he was, and then told me in the car ON THE WAY to the restaurant, ‘There’s a 90% chance I’m gonna sleep with you tonight.’ I guess he underestimated my 10% say in the matter,” Kristin Butz wrote.“He talked about himself nonstop and only asked me two questions: 1) Was Michael Jackson guilty and 2) What was the point of the Dewey Decimal System?Then he got an emergency text about a fire in the chemistry lab he was supervising and invited me to come. “I showed up to meet a guy I’d only talked to online and the first thing out of his mouth was ‘You looked prettier in your pictures.’ Coincidentally it was also my shortest date,” Holly wrote. I said let’s meet and asked if the time of pm would suffice.The people of Reddit shared their worst first dates and they definitely do not disappoint.
You might have thought you had a date from Hell, but did you ever date somebody who claimed to know the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse? From mypoorbrain:"I went on a Tinder date in January that ended poorly.He also tried to forcefully order for me, which I brushed off like 'Lol no,' figuring it was all whatever, he's just nervous and trying to show off or some sh*t. At this point it would be pertinent to mention I'm a 5'8" female of average size, and he was a 6'2" stocky dude.