One liner dating site
Today, on this blog, I am giving away 42 openers to all of you…COMPLETELY FREE OF CHARGE. – If the technology existed, do you think it would be ethical for scientists to clone you? AGGRESSIVE OPENERS: – Ya know what the difference is between you and an angel? – I’ve thought it over, and I’m okay with you keeping our yet-to-be-conceived baby.
All I ask for in terms of payment is that if one of my openers helps you land a girl, you think of me when you hook up with her (but not, like, in a gay way or anything, be cool). What should we order for breakfast the morning after our date? And if so, do you think your clone would be down for a threesome? SELF-CONSCIOUS OPENERS: – Can’t believe we matched together. – I feel silly asking you this, you probably get hit up by like fifty guys a day, I know you’re out of my league, and there’s no shot you’ll ever respond to this, but I just wanted to say, this is so stupid, you’re probably showing this to all your friends right now and laughing, my god, I am just not cut out for this… – Tell me about the biggest trauma in your life, give me your address, leave the door unlocked, I’ll be there in fifteen. – I would hate it if you met an untimely demise prior to our first date…
– Sometimes I feel like I could go missing for weeks before anyone even noticed.
But, I guess, if there’s anyone I’d be okay with wasting away the rest of my life with, it’d be you.
If you would like to date someone, you have probably been acquainted with them for awhile or you are taken aback by their beauty and demeanor.
Honestly, we've been using some of these for years and they're all pretty great.